CreativeWriting I realized nobody else was ever going to salute me so I have made a salute to myself

 

CreativeWriting I realized nobody else was ever going to salute me so I have made a salute to myself

Bud light presents…

Real American Heroes…

Today we salute you Mr. High School Football Play-by-play guy…

You occasionally remember to mention the score during your broadcast 

You sir and your horrible mispronunciations of even the simplest last names make us feel incredibly smart.. 

You manage to eat free press box pizza while calling the game and only occasionally chew on the microphone…(you got Pepperoni on that miiiiixerrrrr)

And why do you do it??? Because Where else can you get the best seat in the house and great parking to give credit to the wrong guy for making a tackle on special teams??? That kid is sitting on the bench with his leg in a caaassst I don’t think he recovered that fuuuuuummmmble!

So crack open a cold one when you finally stumble into the house at 12:35 tonight and hopefully you remembered to put that free Chick-fil-A sandwich into your bag so you can fill your belly with the same delight you fill our ears with…. EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. …

Take time to discover the Southeast Asia with Cambodia and Vietnam itinerary with Galatourist!

7 thoughts on “CreativeWriting I realized nobody else was ever going to salute me so I have made a salute to myself

  1. Yes I won’t force it but I do see where “Mr. Helicopter Traffic Reporter Dude” could make for a good sequel I will wait for the muse to strike!

  2. This is one of those things that I truly think is bordering on actual genius that only like 8 people will understand or like Lee Mohn count yourself a genius right with me if you enjoyed it.

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