I love this video so much

 

I love this video so much

I love this video so much! And yet... Im excited at the possibility of a thousand ways I can get my Mom back if she ever gets Alzheimer's. Me: Mom, do you know you have AIDS? Mom: What? No! Me: It's true! Remember in the early 80's when you told Scott that he shouldn't have a rubber band in his mouth because he could AIDS that way? Well, you chewed on rubber bands all the time and now you have AIDS. So sad. Me: Mom, do you know you are going blind? Mom: What? No! Me: It's true. You spent your life sitting too close to the t.v. and now you're going blind. Me: Mom, do you know how embarrassed you were when the ambulance arrived for you yesterday? Mom: What ambulance? What happened? Me: It doesn't really matter what happened. What's important is that you weren't wearing clean underwear. It was awful. I wanted to die. Worst thing ever to happen to me.

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